Monday Night Tease’s Muppet Burlesque made me realize just exactly how perverse my childhood really was.
Seriously (seriously!), the kid-centric content of the ’70s was the product of a lot of young idealistic artists who, let’s be honest, smoked a lot of dope. The whole Jim Henson oeuvre, Free To Be You & Me, The Electric Company, H.R. Puffinstuff (!)… It made for a heady brew for a pre-teen, and I drank deeply.
(To this day, I’m pretty sure Mr. Greenjeans was a pot farmer and Captain Kangaroo a dope dealer. OPEN YOUR EYES people, the signs are all there…!)
Fast forward to the late ’80s and the Reagan-era deregulation of TV that gutted the educational requirements for TV licenses, paving the way for kids show that were little more than 30-minute toy ads. Capitalism licked its chops over a new market of captive kids parked in front of Nickelodeon all day, and sucked much of openness and anarchy out of children’s television. Throw in a few million happy meals and bowls of sugary breakfast cereal (the empty calorie “part of this nutritious breakfast”) and it leads straight to today’s obesity epidemic.
Seriously, Gen Y (and beyond), you may mock us but you have no idea what you missed out on. Enjoy your iPods and overdeveloped sense of entitlement.
But back to the point: Monday Night Tease rocked, and Muppet Burlesque 2011 is already marked on my imaginary calendar. See you there.

Monday Night Tease’s Muppet Burlesque made me realize just exactly how perverse my childhood really was.

Seriously (seriously!), the kid-centric content of the ’70s was the product of a lot of young idealistic artists who, let’s be honest, smoked a lot of dope. The whole Jim Henson oeuvre, Free To Be You & Me, The Electric Company, H.R. Puffinstuff (!)… It made for a heady brew for a pre-teen, and I drank deeply.

(To this day, I’m pretty sure Mr. Greenjeans was a pot farmer and Captain Kangaroo a dope dealer. OPEN YOUR EYES people, the signs are all there…!)

Fast forward to the late ’80s and the Reagan-era deregulation of TV that gutted the educational requirements for TV licenses, paving the way for kids show that were little more than 30-minute toy ads. Capitalism licked its chops over a new market of captive kids parked in front of Nickelodeon all day, and sucked much of openness and anarchy out of children’s television. Throw in a few million happy meals and bowls of sugary breakfast cereal (the empty calorie “part of this nutritious breakfast”) and it leads straight to today’s obesity epidemic.

Seriously, Gen Y (and beyond), you may mock us but you have no idea what you missed out on. Enjoy your iPods and overdeveloped sense of entitlement.

But back to the point: Monday Night Tease rocked, and Muppet Burlesque 2011 is already marked on my imaginary calendar. See you there.



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You Know It’s Been Too Long Since You’ve Posted…

…when Safari no longer knows how to autocomplete the URL for your blog.  So here we are.

SXSW was great, and the city of Austin even better. I’m not sure I could live there, but I want to visit. Often.

I spent most of my time attending Interactive Panels and Interactive Parties, but the parts of SXSW that rocked my world were the midnight movies at the The Alamo Drafthouse. It’s a helluva place to see a film, probably second in my heart only to the Hollywood Forever Cemetery on a warm summer night, but minus the hassle of a car queue on Santa Monica Blvd.

Let’s talk movies.

AMER

Amer was hypnotic, subjective, almost without words, driven by dream logic and an almost brutal passion for repetition. It tells the story (sort of) of a woman at three ages - child, teen, adult - menaced by (mostly) unseen forces and slowly coming to grips with her evolving sexuality.

The first part was just brilliant - think Dario Argento meets Pan’s Labyrinth, replacing the fantastical creatures with half-glimpsed shadows, subjective primary colors and primal scene trauma. Part two was more whimsical and less satisfying, but the camera lingered over pulchritudinous flesh, so there was that. The bouncing ball remind me of something - Don’t Look Now, maybe? The final part, adulthood, had some beautiful moments and terrifying ones. I may have to make Drew Daywalt see it just so we can talk about it.

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil is a good role-reversal splatter comedy elevated to occasional brilliance by the performances of titular leads Tyler Labine and Alan Tudyk. Someone needs to greenlight 2 more sequels, post haste.

The Loved Ones is a smart, nasty ride, more twisted than you expect but not more than you can handle, that leaves you breathless and giddy at the end. I never realized how dark hot pink can be. Easily my favorite horror film of the year so far.

This scene is even more aweful than you think.

And then there’s A Serbian Film (Srpski Film). Where to begin? Let’s start in the projection booth: I doubt there’s city in a America where projecting this couldn’t get you thrown in jail. It’s likely the most transgressive thing ever put on film by highly skilled professionals. Whatever you imagine to be the limit of cinematic transgression, it goes there, steps boldly over the line and the laughs as it sprints off into the land of “oh my god I didn’t just see that.” The viewer is left shaken, disturbed, stunned. Breathless maybe, but not at all in a way that leaves you giddy.

Don’t misunderstand me. This isn’t “I dare ya” shock cinema. It’s not some contest of wills or an empty test of your movie watching mettle. It’s a slap in the face. It’s a primal scream. It’s a knife in the eye in a world where sharpened steel is your only word and pain your sole sensation. Sure, it’s utterly nihilistic, but it comes from a people and place that by all accounts have earned their nihilism.

Yet beneath it all, there’s a point - not just a point but a political message, a condemnation, and a cry for help. I can’t quite say I enjoyed A Serbian Film, but I feel enormously privileged to have seen it. NO ONE should watch this film…unless they feel absolutely compelled to. (But not compelled in a sexual way - if this film turns you on, seek help.)

It’s not coming to a theater near you, ever, and you won’t see it on VOD or Netflix, or buy it on Amazon. If you want this one, you’re going to have to hunt it down and see it in the shadows, on the margins, as it should be.

In the meantime, if you intend to see it do NOT read any reviews, don’t watch the trailer. Try to go in as unspoiled as you can in order to take the film’s brutality head on, without the armor of anticipation. If you’re intensely curious and you must read something, read only this amazing essay penned by @DrewAtHitFix. Somehow he found the words to describe the indescribable without giving away anything.

The other two films I saw - Electra Lux and All My Friends are Funeral Singers - had their charms, but the four above are the ones that defined my SXSW, at least between the hours of midnight and 3am.  I can’t wait to go back next year for more.

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Catching Up + Last Minute Oscar Picks

North Atlantic, The Wooster Group

I just wanted to pop on to say that I haven’t completely abandoned this blog, though I’ve been away too, too long; I’ll try not to leave you that long again. (Encouragement welcome in the comments. Also skepticism and derision.)

Highlights from the last five weeks of my existence included:

  • a memorable restaurant week meal at The Bazaar by Jose Andreas
  • The Wooster Group’s latest staging of North Atlantic at the REDCAT (pictured), now in NY until April 25
  • the quadrennial return of my enthusiasm for Curling
  • finally catching up with Season One of the The Wire via HBO on demand (now all I have left to see is Season Two)

Other things probably happened too. Buy me a drink and we’ll talk about ‘em.

As I type there’s a little less than 5 hours before the Oscars, so I may as well take this opportunity to throw out my predictions. I’m hoping for surprises but anticipate few. My money would be on Avatar, Bridges, Waltz (he was the movie), Bullock, Mo’Nique, and Up (for best animated). My hope is that Bigelow wins, and that her ex-husband Cameron consoles himself with the gazillion dollars he’s made from Titanic and Avatar.

Furthermore, if Avatar wins for Cinematography, how can they give a trophy to the DP? What did he have to do with it, really? You might as well give it to the guys from Up.

And I don’t care who was nominated, Anvil! The Story of Anvil! was last year’s best documentary.

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The Dirty Show

The Dirty Show

What’s that old real estate mantra - location, location, location? Seems it also applies to smutty art exhibits, as demonstrated by the LA installation of Detroit’s The Dirty Show, which had the good sense to abandon the usual galleries in favor of half a seedy downtown motel.

Entering via back alley (naturally), we moved from room to room. Spaces that would have been utterly depressing under normal circumstances somehow became simulacra of themselves (more real than real?) and thus the perfect backdrop for sex-inspired art, dressed with old porn mags and sad sex dolls (Still, I wouldn’t dare go anywhere near the bathrooms…)

The art was a mix of the beautiful, the arousing, the puzzling and the gross. Some of it was clearly artistic erotica - destined for “adult” magazines but created with enough artistry to hang on a gallery wall. Others had far more interesting agendas than mere arousal.

The Dirty Show

Maybe the oddest offering of the night was the gentleman selling three dimensional carved wood portraits of ladies’ genitalia. And, he was quick to point out, the clitoral section was removable and usable as a pipe. Ceci n’est pas une pipe, indeed.

A few of the works gave one the sense of stepping into a room you’re not supposed to enter. Kinks and fetishes make the world go ‘round, sure. But it’s one thing to know the definition of “bestiality” and quite another to see a realistically painted image of a naked man being mounted by an Irish setter. I’m still not quite sure what to think about the one with the lactating duckies swimming in a sea of their own milk.

The Dirty Show

A few that have stuck with me: a very ’80s photo of a top-down view of a woman in a bathtub full of milk and froot loops. An oddly beautiful photo of a masturbating man mid release, cropped like Grecian statuary as just torso and cock. A small curio of a nonchalant satyr getting blown by a pixie. And quite a few others including the images you see here, borrowed from Daily Du Jour’s coverage of the event.

It was all good, not necessarily clean fun, and well worth heading downtown for on a Friday night. That, plus a killer lemon, honey & rye cocktail at The Varnish made for a memorably decadent evening.

The Dirty Show

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now that’s fucking writing.

thank god the democrats are in charge again or this would single handedly get pbs defunded.

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i saw an early preview screening of lars von trier’s antichrist on thursday.

we will be discussing this in october when it’s released. please come prepared.

antichrist poster

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my fondness for faux retro posters and book covers is well documented in this blog.
so imagine my delight when i came across these cleverly updated war propaganda posters by artist brian lane winfield moore. this is my favorite visually, but the most clever has got to be “loose tweets sink fleets.”

my fondness for faux retro posters and book covers is well documented in this blog.

so imagine my delight when i came across these cleverly updated war propaganda posters by artist brian lane winfield moore. this is my favorite visually, but the most clever has got to be “loose tweets sink fleets.”



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"if anybody thinks [bringing summer glau onto dollhouse] hasn’t occurred to me already then they have not met me…summer would be perfect to play an active, but she’s done that [type of role] a lot. i’d rather see her play someone who talks too much. the most fun i have is when i get somebody who’s good and comfortable at doing something, and then i make them do something else."

- joss whedon, to entertainment weekly

echo and cameron, sittin' in a tree...

memo to joss: i know you love girls who kick ass. i do too. but kicking ass is not the same as having range. i mean, it’s not like smg has proven to be the second coming of meryl streep.

get some help, quickly. find someone whose casting instincts you trust. maybe j.j. abrams. ask them if they would stake their primetime network series on the proposition that summer glau posses some secret character actor skills no one has heretofore detected. go, ask. i’ll wait.

dollhouse got a very unlikely 11th hour reprieve, despite the fact that the smart and lovely eliza dushku has slightly less range than jiminy cricket. please don’t double down on glau.

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dear yahoo mail,
are you advertising prostitutes to me now? if so, i appreciate your concern but my sex life is not that bad. yet.
love,
sean

dear yahoo mail,

are you advertising prostitutes to me now? if so, i appreciate your concern but my sex life is not that bad. yet.

love,

sean



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